i hold up my fists and let out a 'noooooo' like darth vader (no one laughs). i dont want the guy behind the counter to think i am such a douche that i cant drink anything else so i get a iced coffee. I do this even though i know this is a huge mistake on many levels
1. coke makes my heart race and gets me all fidgety and coffee effects me much more so i am probably gonna bounce out of my chair in an hour
2. i have not eaten anything so its gonna wreck my stomach
3. not to mention (but i'm mentioning it) i have not had my morning constitutional so this will most likely kick it into effect after my break has ended
the guy gives me the coffee for the price of an iced tea. i think about making a joke how having to settle for coffee instead of tea is such a 1st world problem but i am afraid of it falling flat like the Vader joke so i move on... next joke that comes to mind is saying 'i'm gonna go back to work and blog about this!" ~ this joke also gets vetoed. However the idea does not.
1/5 of the coffee gone...
everything is so much brighter and quicker. i am standing on the street laughing out loud while reading The Onion and i dont care who sees. the ideas... they are flowing... i should be writing this down... I walk back into work and open a text document... the following is a series of disjointed random thoughts…
you ever think about asking somebody something about their life but dont cause (a) you may have asked them already and just forgot the answer or (b) you feel like you should know and it may annoy them that you asked?
i have not worn a dress shirt without an undershirt in over a decade. it feels naughty
Just responded to "are you ready for some football?" with "YEEEAAAAHHHHH!"
2/5 of coffee gone...
eye just started twitching. I hear the office corgi running around but i dont see him... Where are you Oscar?
scrolling through Facebook... my head is singing "Face-Book... FACEBOOK... what is on Face-book?"
I 'Like' Rihanna's page on Facebook and she calls her fan's Rihanna's Navy. And i wonder if if is a homage to the Kiss Army. Either way it makes me laugh everytime i see it.
Friend's mom posted photo on facebook... must resist urge to post odd comment that she will not understand... type it out... erase... close window...
my hands smell like metal
browsing digg.com
the urge to throw the rest of the coffee away is growing. i can feel my heart beat in my temples. reminds me of that song by
and still on Digg
coffee cup half empty. i say that not because i am a pessimist but because it is not going to be getting any fuller as time goes on...
i'm not sure if this is creepy or realy cool. it kinda reminds me of Westworld without the vacation aspects...
Websites that are black backgrounds with white text really hurt my eyes
just saw the corgi run by!
i dislike the names Gregory and Tyler... and seriously i must have a Gregory and Tyler filter on my phone cause I get ALL of them who call in.
Caffeine is affecting my brain-to-mouth process. I wanted to say "Can i get YOUR school email address" but i instead said "Can i get THE school email address"
Fight Club came out 11 years, 10 months, 24 days ago
the above realization gave me an overwhelming sense of dread which made my stomach ache which made my heart hurt which makes me glare at the coffee and contemplate throwing the rest away again
i watch PBS a lot since i dont have cable. I must see Rick Steves a good 5 times a week and i had no clue he smoked the wacky tobacco ~ "I'm a hardworking, tax-paying, kid-raising, church-going citizen of this country," say author and PBS travel host Rick Steves, "and if I work hard all day long and want to go home and relax with a joint, that is my civil liberty."
just yawned
2/3 of the coffee gone...
i actually made scale out of a sheet of paper so i could figure out the exact amount of coffee left. i do this all for you dear reader...
i totally missed my lunch break by 22 minutes. then i got a call and now its 52 minutes past lunch... so LUNCH
at Coco's getting fried peppercorn tofu without jalapeños. fuck, college kids are so rude. This girl walked right in front of me and ordered her food. Like I was not even standing there. Fucking bitch. Eye still twitching. Coffee thrown away. Waiting for food.
HUGE yawn on the way back from work. caffeine is leaving my body in waves. a song is in my head… something about heartbeats beating like a drum… oh yeah… Escape Club ~ 'Wild Wild West'
the whole way back to the office i was thinking "i hope they didnt put jalapeños in my food." They didnt
i just watched a guy i work with but an unwrapped corn dog in the office microwave and then eat it. i wouldn’t even do that in my microwave where i know exactly how clean it is. but the office microwave? there is no clue what has been put in there. Speaking of which... i am super leery about leaving things in the office fridge so i take a picture of them so i'll know if they are messed with. pa-ruh-noid
Anthrax just announced a show in october here. that makes my day. i have never gotten to see them and now i have the chance. I too will be caught in a mosh!
now drinking sprite that came with lunch. almost drained of energy. slow and lethargic with a full belly. however caffeine still in system. heart racing. caffeine… I don’t want a new heart…
now browsing reddit
the day is dragging. when i got back from lunch i only had 3 hours left. this last hour has felt longer than the 5 hours that preceded it. oh time you cruel trickster!!!
