Well, 1st week and I'm technically late with a post. It is after midnight on Friday but I haven't gone to bed yet which signals the end of one day and the beginning of the next 'from a certain point of view.'
But if anyone is listening and needs that $5 to feel validated (ERV?) I'd be happy to spot you that $5 to order something from the Medivak store. Possibly a fashionable a Plate of Oh Fuck Yeah! tee shirt which would be all the rage at the office next casual Friday.
I will default to the popular blog posting style and give you a numbered list of random thoughts...
— You know you are no longer in Louisiana when the mashed potatoes are the best thing about your seafood platter.
— All (worn) mens baseball hats smell the same on the inside
— Calendars were created by the depressed; I always have something to look forward to next week.
— My laces have not stayed tied with my current pair of shoes for over two days. The cats must be fucking with them at night in hopes of me tripping and seriously injuring myself so i will stay at home all day and hang out with them.
— Vinyl is making a comeback in a big fucking way
— Dinosaurs were, are and always will be cool to me
— There should be more IQ tests for people. Stupidity is not something to be rewarded for (see: reality shows) I have nothing against lower intelligence people but there should be some system of checks and balances to prevent idiocy from spreading. [Clearly "Idiocracy" scared me]
— Business park is an oxymoron
— I know the snakes are out yet I cannot keep out of the woods
— 1307 is the most neutral number of them all. He/she takes no sides in the game of luck. I miss that number.
— I love naps but I hate going to bed. I think about going back to bed from the time i get up; but when it actually comes time to go to bed i resist it like a finger up the ass.
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6 comments:
Sweet validation.
Ha! about the mash potatoes... On another note relating to food, I finally got my fried chicken.
Those conniving fur balls... Couldn't they just ASK you to stay home?
"Vinyl is making a comeback in a big fucking way." --> Wait, was that in reference to MUSIC?
I hate snakes.
The 1307 reference is lost on me?
I 100% agree with the mashed potatoes comment.
I ordered the New Orleans Jambalaya at a restaurant up here and after one bite I wanted to tell the chef, "I don't know what this is...but it ain't jambalaya and I would appreciate it if you stopped calling it that."
the Vinyl comment was not in relation to music. tons of products use vinyl. you just assumed i was making a reference to music. If anything it was a reference to Pulp Fiction.
oh yeah... 1307...
13 unlucky
7 lucky
this was mikki and i's apartment number when we 1st moved to Austin
So am I up to $10 now?
yeah you got some CDs last week didn't you...
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