The good Dr. Beeman and myself went to a free showing of Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan (unarguably the best Star Trek movie) at Alamo Drafthouse. Thanks to the folks at Ain’t It Cool News and Fantastic Fest we were also going to be shown 10 minutes of the new J.J. Abrams directed Star Trek movie. To present the preview of the movie was the three writers: Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman and some other guy (apologies to other guy but IMDB don’t have your name listed) which was pretty cool.
Five or so minutes into Wrath of Khan the film messes up. Lights go up and the crowd boos. The three writers come back up and are going to do a Q&A; right around the first question who shows up but Leonard Nemoy with a Film canister and announces that we are going to see the WORLD FREAKING PREMIERE of the new STAR TREK movie 3 hours before the ‘real’ premiere in Australia and a full 5 weeks before the release date.
Anyone who knows me, even casually, knows I am a Star Wars geek but very few know that I am a big Star Trek nerd as well. All space movies melded into one in my mind as a child and I played with my Star Trek action figures along side the Star Wars, Buck Rogers, Black Hole and Battle Star Galactic figures. So seeing the new Star Trek movie was a huge treat and it did not disappoint.
As much as I LOVE reading spoilers I am not going to ruin anyone’s fun. I will say these things.
a) The plot is solid. I am not super verse in Star Trek lore but this is a clear reboot of the original series that is completely congruent with all movies and TV show that have come before. It follows a ‘revenge’ trajectory along the same lines as Wrath of Khan and has a ton of familiar Star Trek lines and familiar situations that will satisfy the hard core fans.
b) The characterizations are amazing. All the actors do excellent jobs recreating the original crew without acting like SNL parodies. I had severe doubts of pretty boy Chris Pine being cast as Kirk but he owns the role. The rest of the main crew is brilliantly places and I look forward to seeing them in these roles for several more movies. And the guest role that Leonard Nemoy plays is a vital plot point and ties this movie to the rest of the Star Trek timeline.
c) J.J. Abrams directing is spectacular. I recognize a number of the same techniques that he used in Cloverfield and worked so well being brought into this project. Although I have never seen Lost this makes me think I am missing out on something.
So now I am at home watching Wrath of Khan :)
Monday, April 6, 2009
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
LaNoWriMo December 2nd
She returned with my food and an odd look on her face.
“Here ya go,” she sat the plates in front of me, “you need anything else?”
I was about to say ‘the answer to my problems” but I opened and shut my mouth in the same second,
She knew what I was thinking and said, “Don’t worry hon. I’m working on it.”
I guess the odd thing is that I was actually feeling much better. Had violence solved my problem? Was I going to have to beat the shit out of inanimate objects to get my rocks off? I wonder if other people were in my position. These were probably the guys you see on TV that run the demolition car circuits. There was a movie a few years back with that guy from “Anchor Watt.” He played a demolition car driver and after each race he’d be so charged with sexual energy he’d have to fuck someone or he’d just pass out. He’d wake up with his pants filled with cum cause he just couldn’t hold it in. Fuck, I don’t want to end up like that.
I ate my food and signaled the waitress that I was ready to pay. There were only two other customers in the diner so she sat down across from me.
“Seven fifty.”
I reached into my wallet and pulled out two fives.
“Here ya go, I don’t need any change.”
“I’ve been thinking…” she looked at me prompting me to say my name.
“Wallace.”
“I’ve been thinking Wallace. This girl of yours, does she know about what happened to you?”
“No, I don’t know if I love her enough to trust her with that kind of information.”
“But you’ll trust me?”
“Who are you gonna tell?”
“Don’t you know that the local town waitress knows everyone’s dirty business?”
“I do, and I also know that you know so much that you wont tell anyone.”
“Fair enough. How long you been with this girl?”
“A month.”
“Well if she is anywhere decent looking a day would have been too long for you not to get into her pants. Girls don’t exactly have to wait if they don’t want to.”
“That is what she keeps telling me.”
“Well, by this time she knows something is amiss and she is most likely jumping to conclusions which are far worse that what has actually happened. And I am not trying to belittle your situation.”
“No, no… you are right. She accused me of being molested and gay tonight. Which lead me here.”
“Oh hon, she got in a fight with you about it? Just walk away. If she isn’t compassionate enough to keep her goodies locked down for a night she doesn’t deserve you.”
We kept talking with her doing most of the conversation. I was thinking about what she said. I gave her an extra ten for the advice and left.
I wish now that I had taken her suggestion.
What I did instead was get home and wake Maria up. She seemed startled but quickly realized what was going on once I kissed her. She could barely contain her excitement. I thought about Glory the whole time but at least I had broken the seal.
The next day I told Maria everything over breakfast. Up to and including last nights activities. She was now my accomplice. I figured that would make her more loyal to me and I guess it worked. This also meant I couldn’t get rid of her either.
“I can’t believe your mom would do that to you. Didn’t she know how Glory was?”
“Absolutely not. My mom was as naïve as a blonde in a beauty shop. Glory had most people in the neighborhood fooled. Ninety percent of the people though she was Golden Glory opening her house up to these wayward young men… and women. She was a regular YMCA for lost souls. The other ten percent of people just naturally think everyone is up to no good. In this case they were right. I’ll bet tomorrow Glory and her new beau will be standing out on the lawn with the housewives in their robes bemoaning their misfortune.”
“I know those sorts. One will most likely say ‘it could have happened to any of us!”
“Exactly.”
This was the dark cynicism I loved about Maria. This was what made me love her; she thought like me. That should have meant that I should know better than trust her but I was an idiot.
I was working construction for the LeMac family. The LeMac son in charge of my site was Johhny. He was the middle son and a pretty fair foreman. You meet a motley sort of people working construction and this job was no different. This is where I met Tony the Itch and Rolondo. These two ex-cons were scheming a bank robbery that they would never pull off. I earned their trust by not ratting them out to Johnny when they took off in the middle of the day to smoke weed. We went out one Thursday night to Vick’s Viking, a neighborhood bar close to the jobsite.
Tony picked a booth near the dance floor so he could watch the drunk gals. I had his weakness pegged within a minute of meeting him. Every female that passed the site got his attention up. I could use this against him if need be. Rolando’s weakness, on the other hand, seemed to be relying on Tony. They ended up in the clink after Tony concocted a plot to rob the grocery store the two stocked shelves for. Rolando explained the scene to me while Tony staired blankly toward the three girls giggling and dancing with each other.
“We had it all planned out didn’t we?”
“Yeah, top plots.”
“It was awesome, something you would have seen on a fucking movie or a TV show man. It was the tits.”
I didn’t understand how Rolando could be so excited about an activity that gotten him no richer but actually thrown into jail. It seemed to me that I would never want to talk about the incident and I sure as fuck would not want anything to do with Tony if the whole thing was his idea.
He giddily continued to tell me about their plan to steal a safe (which in my mind could have carried no more than a thousand dollars in cash).
“Tony thought about this for months, see, it was a small grocery store and some nights our boss would leave us there alone to go screw his girlfriend so we had plenty of time to check out the lay of the land.”
“Did this place have video cameras?”
“Ha! Think smaller Wally. This was a suburb in the middle of Texas, people left their fucking front doors open.”
Tony leaned into the conversation.
“They didn’t need cameras to catch us.”
“Yeah, yeah. Whatever. It was awesome. So we had staked out the place just like the crooks do on a TV show…”
The way Rolando kept mentioning TV shows and movies gave me a clear picture that his grasp on reality was quite skewed, This would be another thing I could use against him in a pinch to get him to go along with any hair-brained idea I had. Getting Tony to go along wouldn’t be so easy. I’d almost have to promise him some women. I’d have to think about how to get that done.
Rolando continued.
“…there was a construction site next to work. They were putting up a new strip mall. The first one in Columbus so there were all these heavy equipment vehicles all over the place. Tony…” he slaps Tony on the back, “…had the foresight to snag some reall thick wire on a trip to visit his parents in Morgan City.”
Tony chimed in, “My folks, they live right off the shipping lanes in Morgan City. I used to break into the shipyards when I was a kid. I had been thinking about this idea so when I was home for my aunts funeral I snuck out and ganked a spool of wire they used to real a ship in to the dry dock to work on it. Some real thick shit. Weak ass here could barely lift it up. This shit was like this thick…”
Tony held his fingers an inch apart.
“It took me two hours to roll the spool to my folks house. I drove an old Imapla and it looked like I was carrying a fucking ton of bricks in the trunk with that weight in there. That drive back to Texas was so hairy. I felt every little bump. It was like a roller coaster.”
When Rolando mentioned the wire I kinda figured out where this was going and I almost laughed. I had visions of these two dragging a safe down Main street in the middle of the night with sparks flying and Rolando whooping it up as Tony drove. My impression was pretty close to the truth.
“So Tony came back with this wire. I remember it, man, like it was yesterday. We got off work one morning and we go to Tony’s uncles diner for breakfast like we did most mornings before school…”
School? How long ago was this? Did these two try to pull this off in high school?
“School? When did you guys do this?”
“Yeah, we’d work over night and go to school in the morning. I guess I was a junior and Tony was a senior. We never got to graduate after this but we both got our G.E.D.s in the joint.”
“Uh, some of us never went to the joint, junior. Rolando here got sent to juvenile detention for three years until he turned eighteen and they popped him out like an abortion. Me, I was eighteen already so I got sent to Bartlett for four years.”
“Yeah, and who came pick you up when you got out, man?”
They were like an old married couple. I think Rolando may have actually been in love with Tony but just didn’t know how to express it so he just did so by having unfailing loyalty to him regardless of the positions Tony got him into. I guess that is a lot like a regular relationship. I kinda wished I had a Rolando in my life, you know, except not a moron and definitely female. He went on telling me about the caper.
“So Tony and me are walking up to the diner and he says ‘Hey come check this out.’ Which was funny cause ever since he’d gotten back from Morgan City I knew something was up. He seemed different. I thought he had gotten laid or something so I didn’t really think about it but, boy, when he opened that trunk I knew.
Shit, it was awesomne. That spool of wire was about as big as that table over there.”
Rolando pointed to a table about twenty-five inches in diameter where two bikers were standing.
“…I seriously don’t think I have ever seen anything so beautiful. It was perfect. It was right there that our lives changed. That thing sitting in his trunk was the beginning of a great adventure that has gone on till this very day, right Tony?”
Up until this point I had not seen any of Rolando’s affection (and that is a good word for it) for Tony reciprocated. But at that point Tony turned and put his arm around Rolando and gave him a squeeze. It didn’t last long but I could see then that the feeling was mutual. These two were inseparable but I would end up doing just that in order to protect my ass.
“That is right Rolando, my man. Me and this guy here have been in some scrapes together. We are like dudes in a war movie who flew together. ‘Pilot’ and ‘Gunner’ always barely making it out of situations and scenarios by the skin of the ir teeth.”
“Dude, ‘Pilot’ and ‘Gunner,’ Those are killer fucking nicknames man. Why hadn’t we thought of that before? Seriously… those would look killer on fucking jackets.”
“YEAH. No shit… nooo shit. Dude after this score we are totally gonna have to do that. I mean it.”
Tony and Rolando carried on like this for a while as I sat back and watched. They drank some more beers and talked about the band they were going to start when they got their money.
“Here ya go,” she sat the plates in front of me, “you need anything else?”
I was about to say ‘the answer to my problems” but I opened and shut my mouth in the same second,
She knew what I was thinking and said, “Don’t worry hon. I’m working on it.”
I guess the odd thing is that I was actually feeling much better. Had violence solved my problem? Was I going to have to beat the shit out of inanimate objects to get my rocks off? I wonder if other people were in my position. These were probably the guys you see on TV that run the demolition car circuits. There was a movie a few years back with that guy from “Anchor Watt.” He played a demolition car driver and after each race he’d be so charged with sexual energy he’d have to fuck someone or he’d just pass out. He’d wake up with his pants filled with cum cause he just couldn’t hold it in. Fuck, I don’t want to end up like that.
I ate my food and signaled the waitress that I was ready to pay. There were only two other customers in the diner so she sat down across from me.
“Seven fifty.”
I reached into my wallet and pulled out two fives.
“Here ya go, I don’t need any change.”
“I’ve been thinking…” she looked at me prompting me to say my name.
“Wallace.”
“I’ve been thinking Wallace. This girl of yours, does she know about what happened to you?”
“No, I don’t know if I love her enough to trust her with that kind of information.”
“But you’ll trust me?”
“Who are you gonna tell?”
“Don’t you know that the local town waitress knows everyone’s dirty business?”
“I do, and I also know that you know so much that you wont tell anyone.”
“Fair enough. How long you been with this girl?”
“A month.”
“Well if she is anywhere decent looking a day would have been too long for you not to get into her pants. Girls don’t exactly have to wait if they don’t want to.”
“That is what she keeps telling me.”
“Well, by this time she knows something is amiss and she is most likely jumping to conclusions which are far worse that what has actually happened. And I am not trying to belittle your situation.”
“No, no… you are right. She accused me of being molested and gay tonight. Which lead me here.”
“Oh hon, she got in a fight with you about it? Just walk away. If she isn’t compassionate enough to keep her goodies locked down for a night she doesn’t deserve you.”
We kept talking with her doing most of the conversation. I was thinking about what she said. I gave her an extra ten for the advice and left.
I wish now that I had taken her suggestion.
What I did instead was get home and wake Maria up. She seemed startled but quickly realized what was going on once I kissed her. She could barely contain her excitement. I thought about Glory the whole time but at least I had broken the seal.
The next day I told Maria everything over breakfast. Up to and including last nights activities. She was now my accomplice. I figured that would make her more loyal to me and I guess it worked. This also meant I couldn’t get rid of her either.
“I can’t believe your mom would do that to you. Didn’t she know how Glory was?”
“Absolutely not. My mom was as naïve as a blonde in a beauty shop. Glory had most people in the neighborhood fooled. Ninety percent of the people though she was Golden Glory opening her house up to these wayward young men… and women. She was a regular YMCA for lost souls. The other ten percent of people just naturally think everyone is up to no good. In this case they were right. I’ll bet tomorrow Glory and her new beau will be standing out on the lawn with the housewives in their robes bemoaning their misfortune.”
“I know those sorts. One will most likely say ‘it could have happened to any of us!”
“Exactly.”
This was the dark cynicism I loved about Maria. This was what made me love her; she thought like me. That should have meant that I should know better than trust her but I was an idiot.
I was working construction for the LeMac family. The LeMac son in charge of my site was Johhny. He was the middle son and a pretty fair foreman. You meet a motley sort of people working construction and this job was no different. This is where I met Tony the Itch and Rolondo. These two ex-cons were scheming a bank robbery that they would never pull off. I earned their trust by not ratting them out to Johnny when they took off in the middle of the day to smoke weed. We went out one Thursday night to Vick’s Viking, a neighborhood bar close to the jobsite.
Tony picked a booth near the dance floor so he could watch the drunk gals. I had his weakness pegged within a minute of meeting him. Every female that passed the site got his attention up. I could use this against him if need be. Rolando’s weakness, on the other hand, seemed to be relying on Tony. They ended up in the clink after Tony concocted a plot to rob the grocery store the two stocked shelves for. Rolando explained the scene to me while Tony staired blankly toward the three girls giggling and dancing with each other.
“We had it all planned out didn’t we?”
“Yeah, top plots.”
“It was awesome, something you would have seen on a fucking movie or a TV show man. It was the tits.”
I didn’t understand how Rolando could be so excited about an activity that gotten him no richer but actually thrown into jail. It seemed to me that I would never want to talk about the incident and I sure as fuck would not want anything to do with Tony if the whole thing was his idea.
He giddily continued to tell me about their plan to steal a safe (which in my mind could have carried no more than a thousand dollars in cash).
“Tony thought about this for months, see, it was a small grocery store and some nights our boss would leave us there alone to go screw his girlfriend so we had plenty of time to check out the lay of the land.”
“Did this place have video cameras?”
“Ha! Think smaller Wally. This was a suburb in the middle of Texas, people left their fucking front doors open.”
Tony leaned into the conversation.
“They didn’t need cameras to catch us.”
“Yeah, yeah. Whatever. It was awesome. So we had staked out the place just like the crooks do on a TV show…”
The way Rolando kept mentioning TV shows and movies gave me a clear picture that his grasp on reality was quite skewed, This would be another thing I could use against him in a pinch to get him to go along with any hair-brained idea I had. Getting Tony to go along wouldn’t be so easy. I’d almost have to promise him some women. I’d have to think about how to get that done.
Rolando continued.
“…there was a construction site next to work. They were putting up a new strip mall. The first one in Columbus so there were all these heavy equipment vehicles all over the place. Tony…” he slaps Tony on the back, “…had the foresight to snag some reall thick wire on a trip to visit his parents in Morgan City.”
Tony chimed in, “My folks, they live right off the shipping lanes in Morgan City. I used to break into the shipyards when I was a kid. I had been thinking about this idea so when I was home for my aunts funeral I snuck out and ganked a spool of wire they used to real a ship in to the dry dock to work on it. Some real thick shit. Weak ass here could barely lift it up. This shit was like this thick…”
Tony held his fingers an inch apart.
“It took me two hours to roll the spool to my folks house. I drove an old Imapla and it looked like I was carrying a fucking ton of bricks in the trunk with that weight in there. That drive back to Texas was so hairy. I felt every little bump. It was like a roller coaster.”
When Rolando mentioned the wire I kinda figured out where this was going and I almost laughed. I had visions of these two dragging a safe down Main street in the middle of the night with sparks flying and Rolando whooping it up as Tony drove. My impression was pretty close to the truth.
“So Tony came back with this wire. I remember it, man, like it was yesterday. We got off work one morning and we go to Tony’s uncles diner for breakfast like we did most mornings before school…”
School? How long ago was this? Did these two try to pull this off in high school?
“School? When did you guys do this?”
“Yeah, we’d work over night and go to school in the morning. I guess I was a junior and Tony was a senior. We never got to graduate after this but we both got our G.E.D.s in the joint.”
“Uh, some of us never went to the joint, junior. Rolando here got sent to juvenile detention for three years until he turned eighteen and they popped him out like an abortion. Me, I was eighteen already so I got sent to Bartlett for four years.”
“Yeah, and who came pick you up when you got out, man?”
They were like an old married couple. I think Rolando may have actually been in love with Tony but just didn’t know how to express it so he just did so by having unfailing loyalty to him regardless of the positions Tony got him into. I guess that is a lot like a regular relationship. I kinda wished I had a Rolando in my life, you know, except not a moron and definitely female. He went on telling me about the caper.
“So Tony and me are walking up to the diner and he says ‘Hey come check this out.’ Which was funny cause ever since he’d gotten back from Morgan City I knew something was up. He seemed different. I thought he had gotten laid or something so I didn’t really think about it but, boy, when he opened that trunk I knew.
Shit, it was awesomne. That spool of wire was about as big as that table over there.”
Rolando pointed to a table about twenty-five inches in diameter where two bikers were standing.
“…I seriously don’t think I have ever seen anything so beautiful. It was perfect. It was right there that our lives changed. That thing sitting in his trunk was the beginning of a great adventure that has gone on till this very day, right Tony?”
Up until this point I had not seen any of Rolando’s affection (and that is a good word for it) for Tony reciprocated. But at that point Tony turned and put his arm around Rolando and gave him a squeeze. It didn’t last long but I could see then that the feeling was mutual. These two were inseparable but I would end up doing just that in order to protect my ass.
“That is right Rolando, my man. Me and this guy here have been in some scrapes together. We are like dudes in a war movie who flew together. ‘Pilot’ and ‘Gunner’ always barely making it out of situations and scenarios by the skin of the ir teeth.”
“Dude, ‘Pilot’ and ‘Gunner,’ Those are killer fucking nicknames man. Why hadn’t we thought of that before? Seriously… those would look killer on fucking jackets.”
“YEAH. No shit… nooo shit. Dude after this score we are totally gonna have to do that. I mean it.”
Tony and Rolando carried on like this for a while as I sat back and watched. They drank some more beers and talked about the band they were going to start when they got their money.
Monday, December 1, 2008
LaNoWriMo December 1st
You can never look into someone’s eyes too many times. It is mythologized that they eyes are the doorways to the soul. I don’t believe that shit but occasionally the eyes can tell you more than the person would like to reveal. I had known Maria for a good 3 years I had gazed into her eyes over diner, while talking, in the middle of fights and while having sex and I had never seen that look. She knew what I was seeing and began to tear up. I knew then that what I saw in her eyes was real and that the shit had begun.
Four years ago I was living hand to mouth. I lived in the un-insulated garage apartment belonging to a female friend of my mother’s. Mom asked Glory if she’d let me stay for cheep. Little did mom know that she was selling me into a life of being a boytoy. It is not as glamorous as it is made out to be in the movies. I was not a good looking 20-something who got to play dress up and have romantic diners and sensuous relations with an older cougar. I was a late 20’s loser who has to fuck the aging landlady to keep a roof over his head. She was more disgusting and demanding than I ever imagined being. She was not a horrible looking woman but she would demean me in such a way that I didn t find sex enjoyable for years after. When I met Maria I refused to have sex with her for months because I was so traumatized by the whole situation.
“Don’t you like me? I have never met a guy who didn’t jump at an opportunity to sleep with me,” Maria told me while we were lying in bed. She saw the look on my face and quickly added, “…or with any beautiful woman.”
“It is a long story Mari. I am just not comfortable with sex and I don’t exactly want to talk about it.”
“Were you molested? Are you gay?”
“No and no, but fuck… that was a really insensitive way of asking if I had been. Can you please accept that this is not a subject I want to talk about?”
“No, Barry. No I can’t. I needs too,” she paused, “I have needs.”
I was faceing the TV holding the pillow for safety. I tuned back towards her and looked into her eyes.
“Can you please drop this subject? If you are that upset I will concede to go see a therapist about it.”
“A therapist? A THERAPIST? You are gay! You were raped. Have you been to jail? Were you an alter boy?”
I got up from the bed with my pillow in hand.
“I love you and I understand that this is frustrating for you.” I sounded like a customer service agent. “I was not raped and I am not gay. I find you very attractive but I have some hang-up’s about sex that stemmed from a relation ship I was in right before we met. I am going into the living room and going to sleep. PLEASE. IF YOU LOVE ME. Shut the fuck up and leave me alone.”
She nodded and started crying. She was sitting in the middle of the bed on her knees and rocked back on her feet with the white sheet wrapped up around her. The TV cast multi-colored light over her left side and it made her look like she was undergoing some metamorphosis. I closed the door and went into the living room and turned on the TV.
She must have fallen asleep around 3. I woke up and had to piss. I peeked in and she was out so I crept in and retrieved my wallet and keys. Glasses were in the living room already. So was my clothes. There were some benefits to not throwing clothes in the hamper immediately. I got dressed and made my way out of the apartment and drove over to Glory’s house.
She had shacked up with some new kid in town after I left. I could tell it was his Mustang in the drive by the university sticker on the back. I parked down the street and kept the engine running. I opened up my trunk and removed the tire iron and baseball bat. I used the tire iron to flatten all 8 tires in the drive and then I went to town on the windows. The Mustangs front window exploded with a crack and triggered the car alarm. I had just enough time for a swipe at Glory’s BMW before I had to run off to my car.
I didn’t feel better but at least I was awake. 11 hours of the day I felt like I was still asleep lately. I stopped at All-Night Annie’s for a coffee and some breakfast.
I sat down at the last booth in the back inbetween the bathroom and jukebox. It was playing a song by Bond Maturity when I sat down. The waitress gave me an “I’ll be just a second honey” looks and continued minding the grill. I opened the menu and scanned through the breakfast fare.
“Good morning sweetheart, what can I get ya?”
“Um, I will have a coffee and an orange juice. Can I also have the two by three special?”
“You sure can what Kind of eggs do you want?”
“Scrambled”
“And what kind of meat do you want?”
“Give me, um Bacon and sausage.”
“Alrighty, and what about your sides. You can have grits, oatmeal, waffles or pancakes.”
“I will take grits and pancakes. Can I get the side of home fries?”
“You sure can. If you need anything else let me know and I’ll get these drinks right out for ya.”
“Thanks.”
Glory’s new boy would be lit like a firecracker and she’d be just as pissed. He really didn’t deserve it but she did and his car was there. And I was jealous. I know that is hard to buy given that I was the one with the beautiful girlfriend he couldn’t fuck but in some ways I missed Glory and this strengthened the hold she had over me. I didn’t want her to be with someone new. I felt all people should cease to exist once they were out of my life only to be resurrected again if I needed them. It has been a rough 30 years of figuring out that peoples lives go on (and most of the time very well) without the presence of yours truly.
I had been staring out the window at the traffic going down Woodson Avenue when I noticed that my coffee and orange juice was there. I looked over at the waitress who gave me a smile. She was a pretty gal. Couldn’t have been much older than me and definitely younger than Glory. I often fantasized about sweeping a girl stuck in a dead end job off her feet one night and flying her out to Vegas and just getting married. A real knight in shining armor type move. But I know how’d it’d end up. She’d either have a kid or some kids and wouldn’t be able to go, or she’d have an old man that she loved and wouldn’t leave, or, and this would be worse, I’d marry her just in time to realize we were completely incompatible. I don’t know how that would make things worse than it is now.
The waitress came back over to check on me.
“I see mostly sad men in here this time of night but honey you are taking the Oscar. What can be so damn bad?”
“I can’t fuck my current girlfriend cause four years ago my mom pimped me out to one of her friends who kept me as a sex toy.”
Her eyes widened. “I’m gonna have to think about that one. I’ll be back with your breakfast.”
I laughed a bit or at least smiled. She seemed like she was genuinely going to come up with a solution and damnit I certainly hoped she did.
Four years ago I was living hand to mouth. I lived in the un-insulated garage apartment belonging to a female friend of my mother’s. Mom asked Glory if she’d let me stay for cheep. Little did mom know that she was selling me into a life of being a boytoy. It is not as glamorous as it is made out to be in the movies. I was not a good looking 20-something who got to play dress up and have romantic diners and sensuous relations with an older cougar. I was a late 20’s loser who has to fuck the aging landlady to keep a roof over his head. She was more disgusting and demanding than I ever imagined being. She was not a horrible looking woman but she would demean me in such a way that I didn t find sex enjoyable for years after. When I met Maria I refused to have sex with her for months because I was so traumatized by the whole situation.
“Don’t you like me? I have never met a guy who didn’t jump at an opportunity to sleep with me,” Maria told me while we were lying in bed. She saw the look on my face and quickly added, “…or with any beautiful woman.”
“It is a long story Mari. I am just not comfortable with sex and I don’t exactly want to talk about it.”
“Were you molested? Are you gay?”
“No and no, but fuck… that was a really insensitive way of asking if I had been. Can you please accept that this is not a subject I want to talk about?”
“No, Barry. No I can’t. I needs too,” she paused, “I have needs.”
I was faceing the TV holding the pillow for safety. I tuned back towards her and looked into her eyes.
“Can you please drop this subject? If you are that upset I will concede to go see a therapist about it.”
“A therapist? A THERAPIST? You are gay! You were raped. Have you been to jail? Were you an alter boy?”
I got up from the bed with my pillow in hand.
“I love you and I understand that this is frustrating for you.” I sounded like a customer service agent. “I was not raped and I am not gay. I find you very attractive but I have some hang-up’s about sex that stemmed from a relation ship I was in right before we met. I am going into the living room and going to sleep. PLEASE. IF YOU LOVE ME. Shut the fuck up and leave me alone.”
She nodded and started crying. She was sitting in the middle of the bed on her knees and rocked back on her feet with the white sheet wrapped up around her. The TV cast multi-colored light over her left side and it made her look like she was undergoing some metamorphosis. I closed the door and went into the living room and turned on the TV.
She must have fallen asleep around 3. I woke up and had to piss. I peeked in and she was out so I crept in and retrieved my wallet and keys. Glasses were in the living room already. So was my clothes. There were some benefits to not throwing clothes in the hamper immediately. I got dressed and made my way out of the apartment and drove over to Glory’s house.
She had shacked up with some new kid in town after I left. I could tell it was his Mustang in the drive by the university sticker on the back. I parked down the street and kept the engine running. I opened up my trunk and removed the tire iron and baseball bat. I used the tire iron to flatten all 8 tires in the drive and then I went to town on the windows. The Mustangs front window exploded with a crack and triggered the car alarm. I had just enough time for a swipe at Glory’s BMW before I had to run off to my car.
I didn’t feel better but at least I was awake. 11 hours of the day I felt like I was still asleep lately. I stopped at All-Night Annie’s for a coffee and some breakfast.
I sat down at the last booth in the back inbetween the bathroom and jukebox. It was playing a song by Bond Maturity when I sat down. The waitress gave me an “I’ll be just a second honey” looks and continued minding the grill. I opened the menu and scanned through the breakfast fare.
“Good morning sweetheart, what can I get ya?”
“Um, I will have a coffee and an orange juice. Can I also have the two by three special?”
“You sure can what Kind of eggs do you want?”
“Scrambled”
“And what kind of meat do you want?”
“Give me, um Bacon and sausage.”
“Alrighty, and what about your sides. You can have grits, oatmeal, waffles or pancakes.”
“I will take grits and pancakes. Can I get the side of home fries?”
“You sure can. If you need anything else let me know and I’ll get these drinks right out for ya.”
“Thanks.”
Glory’s new boy would be lit like a firecracker and she’d be just as pissed. He really didn’t deserve it but she did and his car was there. And I was jealous. I know that is hard to buy given that I was the one with the beautiful girlfriend he couldn’t fuck but in some ways I missed Glory and this strengthened the hold she had over me. I didn’t want her to be with someone new. I felt all people should cease to exist once they were out of my life only to be resurrected again if I needed them. It has been a rough 30 years of figuring out that peoples lives go on (and most of the time very well) without the presence of yours truly.
I had been staring out the window at the traffic going down Woodson Avenue when I noticed that my coffee and orange juice was there. I looked over at the waitress who gave me a smile. She was a pretty gal. Couldn’t have been much older than me and definitely younger than Glory. I often fantasized about sweeping a girl stuck in a dead end job off her feet one night and flying her out to Vegas and just getting married. A real knight in shining armor type move. But I know how’d it’d end up. She’d either have a kid or some kids and wouldn’t be able to go, or she’d have an old man that she loved and wouldn’t leave, or, and this would be worse, I’d marry her just in time to realize we were completely incompatible. I don’t know how that would make things worse than it is now.
The waitress came back over to check on me.
“I see mostly sad men in here this time of night but honey you are taking the Oscar. What can be so damn bad?”
“I can’t fuck my current girlfriend cause four years ago my mom pimped me out to one of her friends who kept me as a sex toy.”
Her eyes widened. “I’m gonna have to think about that one. I’ll be back with your breakfast.”
I laughed a bit or at least smiled. She seemed like she was genuinely going to come up with a solution and damnit I certainly hoped she did.
Monday, December 10, 2007
ipod on shuffle
I was very nervous about doing this because i have several unsavory albums on my ipod. BUT i will have to say my ipod really came through and served up some good tunes.
Song Number One
What is this song: Bloods on Fire
Who is it sung by: Pinback
This song is my favorite song right now: nope
This song makes me happy: err, it doesn’t make me sad
This song reminds me of someone: somebody who was talking to me about Pinback recently who I can’t really recall.
Song Number Two
What is this song: Little Twelve Toes
Who is it sung by: Chavez
The band that sings this is one of my favorites?: nope, it’s from the compilation School House Rock Rocks
This song is a remake of an old song: Yes, in fact it is!
This song makes me cry: no.
Song Number Three
What is this song: Refugees
Who is it sung by: The Tears
The lead singer of this band is gorgeous: Brett Anderson is pretty hot.
How did you find out about this song: ordered the Tears CD and T-Shirt from ebay
What CD is this song from: Here Come the Tears.
Song Number Four
What is this song: Vanessa from Queens
Who is it sung by: Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks
This is a good song to play at a party: if it was a party of me and my clones? We would totally love it!
I don't like this song: no, I love this song
My parents like this song too: my mom might
Song Number Five
What is this song: La Dame Et La Licorne
Who is it sung by: Shearwater
Someone in the band is female: actually, yes
This song reflects what my life is like: not so much
I downloaded this song illegally: no. I bought the two disc rerelease of Palo Santo at a Shearwater show.
Song Number Six
What is this song: The Lion for Real
Who is it sung by: Allen Ginsberg
I've been to a concert of this band: No
This song reminds me of my girlfriend: don’t have a girlfriend. But it does not remind me of any ex’s either
Where I bought this song: Planet Replay in Austin
Song Number Seven
What is this song: Overture of the Rebel Angels
Who is it sung by: Danzig composed it but no singing
This song really makes me think: well, I guess it could if I were wanting to think about rebel angels
This song is really old: um, a good 15 years or so
It's one of my favorites right now: nope
Song Number Eight
What is this song: Right In Time
Who is it sung by: French Kicks
It reminds me of the summer: nope. Reminds me of when they played in Baton Rouge and Travis went but I didn’t go.
It makes me want to dance: it’s pretty danceable
This band/singer's music is overplayed: I don’t think so
Song Number Nine
What is this song: Sweetwater
Who is it sung by: The Jazz Butcher Conspiracy
I don't know why I have this on my iPod: No, I do know why. This is one of the bands I have collected every album by.
This song makes me really angry: not at all
Song Number Ten
What is this song: Harboring Exiles (Outtake)
Who is it sung by: Guided by Voices
This song is about love: yes, love of singing
It brings back lots of memories: no. it just reminds me that I have a LOT of GBV songs
This song has a music video: no
Song Number Eleven
What is this song: Tonight the Bottle Let Me Down
Who is it sung by: Elvis Costello
I don't normally like this band's music, but I like this song: Oh no… I love Costello and I’m surprised this is the 1st occurrence that he showed up on the shuffle
I can relate to this song: well, I could in the past but not now
This song is about heartbreak: oh hell yeah
Song Number Twelve
What is this song: Something’s Wrong
Who is it sung by: The Jesus & Mary Chain
This song has good lyrics: yeah. Pretty good
I only added this song to my iPod because everyone else had it: um, no… Cause it is awesome. Fuck everyone else for NOT having J&MC
Song Number Thirteen
What is this song: Energy Blues
Who is it sung by: Biz Markie
I used to love this song then it got way overplayed: Not at all. This is some funny stuff from the School House Rock Rocks album (again)
This song is about friendship: nope. This is the funny soundtrack to An Inconvenient Truth.
This song is so sappy, it makes me want to puke: um, nope
Song Number Fourteen
What is this song: She’s In Fashion
Who is it sung by: Suede
This song is mostly all screaming: nope
Me and my friends love this song: yeah. I’d like to think so
When I hear this song, I just want to get up and dance: hell yeah. Its pretty dancable
Song Number Fifteen
What is this song: Web
Who is it sung by: Diatribe
This song is rap: not really
The song is really degrading to women: um, nope
I LOVE THIS SONG!: I wouldn’t get that excited about it
Song Number One
What is this song: Bloods on Fire
Who is it sung by: Pinback
This song is my favorite song right now: nope
This song makes me happy: err, it doesn’t make me sad
This song reminds me of someone: somebody who was talking to me about Pinback recently who I can’t really recall.
Song Number Two
What is this song: Little Twelve Toes
Who is it sung by: Chavez
The band that sings this is one of my favorites?: nope, it’s from the compilation School House Rock Rocks
This song is a remake of an old song: Yes, in fact it is!
This song makes me cry: no.
Song Number Three
What is this song: Refugees
Who is it sung by: The Tears
The lead singer of this band is gorgeous: Brett Anderson is pretty hot.
How did you find out about this song: ordered the Tears CD and T-Shirt from ebay
What CD is this song from: Here Come the Tears.
Song Number Four
What is this song: Vanessa from Queens
Who is it sung by: Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks
This is a good song to play at a party: if it was a party of me and my clones? We would totally love it!
I don't like this song: no, I love this song
My parents like this song too: my mom might
Song Number Five
What is this song: La Dame Et La Licorne
Who is it sung by: Shearwater
Someone in the band is female: actually, yes
This song reflects what my life is like: not so much
I downloaded this song illegally: no. I bought the two disc rerelease of Palo Santo at a Shearwater show.
Song Number Six
What is this song: The Lion for Real
Who is it sung by: Allen Ginsberg
I've been to a concert of this band: No
This song reminds me of my girlfriend: don’t have a girlfriend. But it does not remind me of any ex’s either
Where I bought this song: Planet Replay in Austin
Song Number Seven
What is this song: Overture of the Rebel Angels
Who is it sung by: Danzig composed it but no singing
This song really makes me think: well, I guess it could if I were wanting to think about rebel angels
This song is really old: um, a good 15 years or so
It's one of my favorites right now: nope
Song Number Eight
What is this song: Right In Time
Who is it sung by: French Kicks
It reminds me of the summer: nope. Reminds me of when they played in Baton Rouge and Travis went but I didn’t go.
It makes me want to dance: it’s pretty danceable
This band/singer's music is overplayed: I don’t think so
Song Number Nine
What is this song: Sweetwater
Who is it sung by: The Jazz Butcher Conspiracy
I don't know why I have this on my iPod: No, I do know why. This is one of the bands I have collected every album by.
This song makes me really angry: not at all
Song Number Ten
What is this song: Harboring Exiles (Outtake)
Who is it sung by: Guided by Voices
This song is about love: yes, love of singing
It brings back lots of memories: no. it just reminds me that I have a LOT of GBV songs
This song has a music video: no
Song Number Eleven
What is this song: Tonight the Bottle Let Me Down
Who is it sung by: Elvis Costello
I don't normally like this band's music, but I like this song: Oh no… I love Costello and I’m surprised this is the 1st occurrence that he showed up on the shuffle
I can relate to this song: well, I could in the past but not now
This song is about heartbreak: oh hell yeah
Song Number Twelve
What is this song: Something’s Wrong
Who is it sung by: The Jesus & Mary Chain
This song has good lyrics: yeah. Pretty good
I only added this song to my iPod because everyone else had it: um, no… Cause it is awesome. Fuck everyone else for NOT having J&MC
Song Number Thirteen
What is this song: Energy Blues
Who is it sung by: Biz Markie
I used to love this song then it got way overplayed: Not at all. This is some funny stuff from the School House Rock Rocks album (again)
This song is about friendship: nope. This is the funny soundtrack to An Inconvenient Truth.
This song is so sappy, it makes me want to puke: um, nope
Song Number Fourteen
What is this song: She’s In Fashion
Who is it sung by: Suede
This song is mostly all screaming: nope
Me and my friends love this song: yeah. I’d like to think so
When I hear this song, I just want to get up and dance: hell yeah. Its pretty dancable
Song Number Fifteen
What is this song: Web
Who is it sung by: Diatribe
This song is rap: not really
The song is really degrading to women: um, nope
I LOVE THIS SONG!: I wouldn’t get that excited about it
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Friday, November 9, 2007
Famous Rene's in History
an artist, a baseball player, a leader, another artist, a great thinker, a playwright, an actor, a hockey player, and a dude with a lot of CDs
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Vonnegut...
I was doing a last flip through the channels prior to falling asleep. I stopped on Google Current where they were listing the top googled searches for the day. #1 was Kurt Vonnegut. There is no other reason why he would be the #1 search unless he had just died. I got up out of bed and swore to myself that my 1st novel would be dedicated to him...
The Google results confirmed it.
"Kurt Vonnegut dies at age 84 - Melbourne Herald Sun - 52 minutes ago"
I would be remiss to say that I am the hugest Vonnegut fan or that i had even read all of his works. I do own all of his books thanks to a free market sale; and what i have read was fucking amazing even though some of it went over my head. I alway sthought of Vonnegut as a bit crazy yet approcahable. I know he openly taught writing classes even through the past years. His style was similar to the Gonzo thought process of Hunter S. Thompson but written in a more formal literary style. I always meant to read the rest of the books i have by him (and to re-read the ones I had read already). I find when i re-read books i pick up on new things and they take on a whole new meaning. I will dedicate my 1st novel to KV... and to my grandmother.
It is amazing how i will alway remember this time. Its always late at night when i'm asleep or about to go to sleep when i hear about a person dying. I remember where i was when i heard Hunter S Thompson died of a self inflicted gunshot wound. I was putting an issue of STS to bed and i was doing my last check of the news for the night. I had to stop and write a eulogy for him. I remember when my mom called at 7 in the morning to tell me my Maw Maw had died. I was listening to Hotel California by the Eagles and it was on the track 'New Kid in Town.' I will never think of that song the same way again.
I don't know why death moves me the way it does. I didn't know Hunter or Vonnegut personally but i am saddened by their passing. I knew my Maw Maw and have not shed a tear for her mainly because i had lost her to Alzheimer's 4 years ago. I never had a chance to lose Hunter or Vonnegut and maybe that is what saddens me.
14 fucking books, Kurt. I have a way to go...
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The Google results confirmed it.
"Kurt Vonnegut dies at age 84 - Melbourne Herald Sun - 52 minutes ago"
I would be remiss to say that I am the hugest Vonnegut fan or that i had even read all of his works. I do own all of his books thanks to a free market sale; and what i have read was fucking amazing even though some of it went over my head. I alway sthought of Vonnegut as a bit crazy yet approcahable. I know he openly taught writing classes even through the past years. His style was similar to the Gonzo thought process of Hunter S. Thompson but written in a more formal literary style. I always meant to read the rest of the books i have by him (and to re-read the ones I had read already). I find when i re-read books i pick up on new things and they take on a whole new meaning. I will dedicate my 1st novel to KV... and to my grandmother.
It is amazing how i will alway remember this time. Its always late at night when i'm asleep or about to go to sleep when i hear about a person dying. I remember where i was when i heard Hunter S Thompson died of a self inflicted gunshot wound. I was putting an issue of STS to bed and i was doing my last check of the news for the night. I had to stop and write a eulogy for him. I remember when my mom called at 7 in the morning to tell me my Maw Maw had died. I was listening to Hotel California by the Eagles and it was on the track 'New Kid in Town.' I will never think of that song the same way again.
I don't know why death moves me the way it does. I didn't know Hunter or Vonnegut personally but i am saddened by their passing. I knew my Maw Maw and have not shed a tear for her mainly because i had lost her to Alzheimer's 4 years ago. I never had a chance to lose Hunter or Vonnegut and maybe that is what saddens me.
14 fucking books, Kurt. I have a way to go...
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